Saturday, 19 February 2011

Voldemort Cat!


Sooooo, this crazy looking bastard of a Cat named charlie is unable to find a home, because he looks to much like voldemort! Personally, im more of a dog person, and im not a particularly big fan of bespectacled wizards....BUT JESUS CHRIST I WANT A CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE VOLDEMORT!

This 14 year old domestic short haired pussy (LOL) was taken in by the blue cross, but had to have his ear and nose removed because he had skin cancer.

Why does nobody want this thing? He has so many loveable assets, first of all, he doesnt get on with other animals, a lot of people think thats a bad thing, personally i see that as a benefit, at least he wont be bringing girls home late at night and leaving condoms all over the place. He doesnt get on with children, another thing that people seem to have a problem with, but i dont want some sticky little fuckers running around my house breaking all my shit. And of course saving the best for last, HE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING VOLDEMORT!  

8 comments:

  1. cats live for 14 years? wtf. but i'm a dog person at heart, so I could never change for a pussy :p

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  2. I would be VERY afraid to anger this one...

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  3. aww man take it easy on the guy

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  4. 14 years is a lot. my cats only live about 5 years :|

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  5. Haha that looks hilarious! My cat turned 100 the other day!

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  6. poor cat.. i bet it's real pissed

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  7. Nobody wants him probably because he's so old

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  8. he'll probably place a curse on you. lol.

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